important announcement

i met the lawyer to my foyer
the nub to my roofline
the car to my carhole…
what i’m trying to say is i’m engaged now

edit: we will not be buying a mcmansion for obvious reasons but if you’re feeling the love tonight, you can donate a coffee to the kate wagner & partner tiny and modest wedding fund: www.ko-fi.com/mcmansionhell ! 

(i’m a writer and he’s a high school math teacher so we could use all the help we can get.)