Montville Township, NJ
Today’s certified dank ™ McMansion is in Montville Township, NJ. It has 6 bedrooms, 7 full baths (2 half baths), and a 4 car garage. This lovely home, built in 2004 can be yours for the low price of $2,250,000.
Obviously a house with that price tag has to be of incredible quality, with impeccable architecture, constructed from only the finest of materials.
Never mind, it’s this clusterfuck. If David Koresh were into McMansions, this would totally be his jam.
The inside of this house looks like the inside of a boat. I’m not kidding, just see for yourself
On to the kitchen, which somehow came out of an Ikea catalog from 1995:
Now, the (first) dining room:
BUT WAIT WE ALMOST FORGOT THE SECOND KITCHEN
second dining room (DINING INTENSIFIES)
Bedroom # 1: