Howdy folks! If you thought suburban sprawl couldn’t extend any further, encroaching and devouring everything in its path, you’re right! That’s why, in co-operation with a variety of shady Silicon Valley start-ups, property speculators and developers are now taking bold new steps in order to expand the iron grip of real estate by entering… the space market! The offerings have been slim, so far, but remain ever promising for readers of this website. Let’s take a look!

#5: 6341 Crater Drive, Moon

Hoping to cash in on a moon real estate boom, this lovely 6000 square foot “ranch” is located a mere 30 miles from the famous “Moon Landing” site. Tall ceilings abound, convenient for those who have to live in low gravity. Also includes granite countertops, and “bathrooms” to remind you of Earth’s luxuries. Only $500,000,000, HOA not included.

#4: 443 Black Hole Lane, Jellyfish Nebula

Another sprawling rancher, this time drifting endlessly into the abyss somewhere near the Jellyfish Nebula. At 6349 square feet, there’s plenty of space for you to ponder the loneliness that is the universe and the ever-present fear that you may never see your family on Earth again. Before you change your mind, wait til you see that master bath, folks!

#3: 553 Discovery Place, Mars

This amazing 6 bedroom 11 bath Space Chateau is a great investment opportunity for those smart investors that want to cash in on the Mars craze and stay ahead of Elon Musk! Designed to blend into the harsh Mars terrain, this 7,530 sqft house is perfect for the land grabbing space colonizing enthusiast and faux royalty alike.

#2: 11 Apollo Court, Moon

Did seeing Apollo 11 in IMAX get your moon juices flowing? Well do I have a house for you! If you like a good view, forget the hilly expanses of California, or the breezy seaside vibes of Florida - you can see it all from this elegant 7845 sqft Moon Estate featuring no-maintenance plastic landscaping, a 3-rover garage, and large, diverse windows allowing for nonstop views. This house is great for entertaining, but if someone knocks on your door DO NOT ANSWER IT and REPORT TO THE NEAREST AUTHORITIES.

#1: 733 Starry Boulevard, Carina Nebula

This incredible 6 bedroom, 8 bathroom home features large, sweeping views of the ever-expanding universe in which all of us are unfortunately trapped like puny flies in a dish of olive oil. If you like elegant stonework, tall ceilings, and the tranquil silence afforded by the vacuum of space, than this Tudor European Estate complete with satellite is perfect for your discerning tastes.

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