MMH Does Architectural Theory Part 5: Empiricism & The Picturesque (Conclusion)

Hello Friends! Boy is this going to be a little bit of a wild post. This is the part where ish hits the fan and things fall apart. It’s also just going to be a long post, so I’m sorry.

The architectural theory we’ve known and loved so far revolved around a Platonic concept of absolute harmony, or innate beauty, a concept the Renaissance tied to proportions in architecture.

However, what if it’s not proportions in architecture that make architecture beautiful? What if beauty really is relative? What if there’s more to great architecture than beauty alone?

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Bickering About Beauty

Is Beauty Absolute or Relative? Or both? Why, if we don’t have any innate thoughts, do we find the same things beautiful?

As it turns out, it was mostly the Irish and the Scots who argued this one out while mainland Britain was content with its cool new gardens.  

Francis Hutcheson, an important Irish philosopher, found a loophole that, while clever, was ostensibly of the past.

In his 1725 essay “An Inquiry into the Original of Our Ideas of Beauty and Virtue,” Hutcheson describes beauty not as an external attribute, but as an innate sense in all people. AKA, absolute beauty is not an objective quality, but an actual part of the human mind. This was Hutcheson’s way of getting around Lockean ideas of sensation - by calling beauty a sense within us rather than a reaction to that which is perceived by our senses.

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Hutcheson was very into the writings of Shaftesbury, which attached our ability to determine what is beautiful to our moral character. Therefore only good people or geniuses could have good taste. Sure, claimed Hutcheson, all people can sense things, but only an elite few can use their senses in the “correct” way.

This is, of course, total bullsh*t.

George Berkeley, another Irish philosopher, rebuked these ideas savagely. Berkeley believed in Lockean empiricism, but unlike other philosophers, emphasized perception and human rationality rather than blind sensation or abstract thoughts.

Berkeley, in his rather humorous “Third Dialogue” of Alciphron (1732) uses a fake conversation (aka a dialogue) to completely wreck Hutcheson’s idea.

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Basically, these two dudes Alciphron (Hutcheson) and Euphranor (Berkeley), are arguing. In the beginning of this conversation, Alciphron says that beauty is not just that which pleases but is actually that which is perceived by the eye, namely proportions. To paraphrase:

E (playing extremely dumb): but these proportions aren’t the same for everything, right?
A: of course not, idiot. the proportions of an ox don’t work for a horse, dummy.
E: so proportion is the relation of one thing to another
A: Duh, idiot.
E: So, these parts and their sizes and shapes must relate to each other in such a way to make up the best possible, most useful whole.
A: dude, of course.
E: So, like, you’re using reason to choose and match and assemble this whole from each part.
A: y-yeah…
E: So, proportions aren’t just perceived by sight, but by reason by the means of sight.
A: k
E: So beauty isn’t really of the eye but of the mind, right? The eye alone can’t tell if that chair is a great chair or that door is a great door, right?
A: Dude, where are you going with this?
E: To put it this way, you see a chair, right? Could you think this chair to be of good proportions if it looked like you or anybody else wouldn’t be able to sit your ass in it?
A: I guess not.
E: So you admit that we can’t find the chair to be beautiful without first knowing its proper use, which is of course, the domain of judgement.
A: Fine.
E: After all, if an architect finds a door to be pretty cool, and have its proportions just right, what use or beauty is left to that door if the architect instead turns it 90 degrees so it opens like, a doggy door but for people? It’s not beautiful, then, right? So the proportions don’t necessarily matter, the use of the proportions matter, u feel me, my dude?
A: gasp

This goes on for a while. But the point is the same: there’s more than just an innate sense to beauty, it must have an application or context and therefore is relative and not absolute.

ENTER MY HOMEBOY DAVID HUME

Aww yiss, it’s time for by main dude David Hume, the Scottish philosopher that would blow so many minds of other philosophers while also being less of a reactionary asshole than his contemporaries. (I’m not sorry)

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Hume claimed that beauty was relative to our personal experience, and that because we all share similar experiences and a similar psychological makeup, we tend to find similar things to be beautiful. Hume, like Berkeley, believes in some sort of functional component of beauty, and even links this to architecture in his A Treatise of Human Nature (1739-40):

“In like manner the rules of architecture require, that the top of a pillar shou’d be more slender than its base, and that because such a figure conveys to us the idea of security, which is pleasant; whereas the contrary form gives us the apprehension of danger, which is uneasy.”

AKA, the rules of architecture are derived from a practical standpoint, one of structural integrity, and that appearance of stability makes us feel relaxed because, well, the building doesn’t look like it’s going to fall down, right?

But Hume is most known in aesthetics for what has become a rather pithy adage: the statement that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

‘‘Beauty is no quality in things themselves: It exists merely in the mind which contemplates them; and each mind perceives a different beauty.’’

But then the question is if each mind perceives a different beauty, which brain perceives the right beauty? Thus enters the question of “taste”.

Bickering About Taste

We’re still bickering about good taste. In fact, this blog is primarily a treatise on, well, bad taste. One of the more important documents in architectural theory about taste was a dialogue by the Scottish painter Allan Ramsey, a best friend of David Hume (he painted the above portrait).

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(In fact, Hume, Ramsey, Adam Smith, Alexander Gerard, and Robert Adam formed a group in 1754 called the Select Society, which I’m sure has provided for ample historical slashfiction at some point in time.)

Anyways, Ramsey’s “Dialogue on Taste” is important because it’s the first clear articulation of relativist aesthetics in architectural theory.

The dialogue occurs between Col. Freeman, a clever, roguishly handsome, free-thinking modernist and Lord Modish a good boy who loves his traditions. Yes, this is Perrault v Blondel all over again, but with savage wit.

you, dumb & trad: there are objective rules for architecture. Proportions!

me, incredibly mod & smart: uh, those are more knowledge than taste. It doesn’t take any genius of taste to follow a dumb Palladian recipe. Anybody can read a cookbook and make a boring dish. These so-called rules are only an analysis of what others find to be culturally acceptable, and don’t actually point to any natural standard beauty.

me, continuing to slay it: give me one reason that isn’t cultural why a Corinthian column in all its proportions isn’t as beautiful if I turn that SOB upside down. Like, what if, somewhere out there there are cultures that would find my upside-down column sick af - maybe they’d be horrified to hear about our right-side up traditions.

me, increasingly sassy: after all, these so called traditions and “tastes” are just the works of powerful rich people. If a poor dude wore a coat with triangular cuffs everyone would laugh at him and call him a big dummy. If a rich dude did it, suddenly you’d start seeing triangular cuffs everywhere no matter how stupid it looks. Tell me architecture ain’t the same way.

This is probably one of my favorite hot takes of the 18th Century, especially since it calls architecture a “fashion” explicitly, which was, like, unacceptable even though it’s ultimately true.

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Regardless of this relative nature of taste, the centuries have still seen general consensus on what pieces of art are superior to others, and there must be some underlying theme other than cynicism regarding why this is the case.

Hume sought to answer this question in his 1757 essay “On the Standards of Taste” where he claimed that this consensus did not lie in specific rules of artistic composition, but rather in the universal makeup of the human psyche, which must be “rightly formed” to allow the emotions related to beauty to form.

“Though some objects, by the structure of the mind, be naturally calculated to give pleasure, it is not to be expected, that in every individual the pleasure will be equally felt. Particular incidents and situations occur, which either throw a false light on the objects, or hinder the true from conveying to the imagination the proper sentiment and perception.”

AKA you’re not going to find the Parthenon to be all that great if you’re, say, stricken with food poisoning or just got a call telling you you’ve been laid off.

We all have the potential to be stricken by a beautiful thing, but beautiful things strike us differently depending on how we feel at the moment or because of our pre-existing experiences. For example, you’re not going to find that Talking Heads album to be all that great because your jerk ex used to be really into them, even if the music is objectively pretty good.

However, sometimes art strikes us in ways that are different than mere beauty - sometimes art smacks us in the face and leaves us breathless, awed even. The non-beauty reactions to art are what will be discussed in the second half of this post, after the break.

Introducing the Sublime (With Bonus Wrestling GIFS)

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No, not that one.

Basically, the sublime (in art) is the quality of greatness, that which cannot be comprehended or imitated. A bunch of smart philosopher dudes wrote about it, often after visiting the Alps.

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Photo by Steve Evans (CC-BY 2.0)

Addison’s Foreshadowing of the Sublime

It was Addison, the guy from the end of last week’s post that foreshadowed thoughts about the sublime. Addison was not an architect, and sought to leave debates about the techniques and praxis of architecture to the experts. His essay revolves around the idea that it isn’t just beauty we should be talking about here, and offers a view of art as being either “Great, Uncommon, or Beautiful.”

What’s most important of the three is what Addison calls “Greatness” referring to “the Bulk and Body of the Structure, or to the Manner in which it is built…”

By Greatness of Manner, Addison referred to that familiar feeling of walking into a great place, the “Disposition of Mind he finds in himself, at his first Entrance into the Pantheon at Rome, and how his Imagination is filled with something Great and Amazing.”

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This idea was taken further by Alexander Gerard, a member of Hume’s Select Society, who proposed that in order for something to be truly sublime it had to be both massive and simple.

“Large objects can scarce indeed produce their full effect, unless they are also simple, or made up of parts in a great measure similar. Innumerable little islands scattered in the ocean, and breaking the prospect, greatly diminish the grandeur of the scene. A variety of clouds, diversifying the face of the heavens, may add to their beauty, but must take from their grandeur.“

Basically:

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This was an important precursor to the most lasting ideas on the sublime from everybody’s favorite reactionary philosopher who thought the French Revolution was bad (and monarchy was good) but that the guillotine was #^$%#ing sweet:

EDMUND “PAIN AND DANGER” BURKE

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This is the greatest thing I’ve ever done with my time.

Burke’s treatise A Philosophical Inquiry into the Origin of our Ideas of the Sublime and the Beautiful (1757) claims that there are not only “some invariable and certain laws” behind our judgements of taste, described by him as “that faculty or those faculties of the mind, which are affected with, or which form a judgment of, the works of imagination and the elegant arts.”

This essentially puts the smackdown on the classical ideas that beauty is somehow related to utility or reason, as well as form or proportions destroying all of the theory we’ve learned about in the last four posts.

Burke then goes ahead to lay out and define some qualities of art and the reactions they engender in us:

The Sublime

I’ll just let ol’ “Pain and Danger” Burke speak for himself on this one:

“Whatever is fitted in any sort to excite the ideas of pain and danger, that is to say, whatever is in any sort terrible, or is conversant about terrible objects, or operates in a manner analogous to terror, is a source of the sublime; that is, it is productive of the strongest emotion which the mind is capable of feeling. I say the strongest emotion, because I am satisfied the ideas of pain are much more powerful than those which enter on the part of pleasure.”

TL;DR: Sublime, is pain & danger, the strongest emotions we can have, and pain is way more powerful than pleasure.

Qualities of the sublime, according to Burke include: vastness, infinity, succession (or consistency/repetition), and uniformity.

Specifically related to buildings, Burke focused on concepts such as difficulty, which he describes as “When any work seems to have required immense force and labour to effect it, the idea is grand.” He cites Stonehenge as an example - the labor needed to move such huge stones is more impressive than the end product.

He also discusses (and is one of the first to do so specifically) the important role light plays in building, especially on mood:

“I think then, that all edifices calculated to produce an idea of the sublime, ought rather to be dark and gloomy, and this for two reasons; the first is, that darkness itself on other occasions is known by experience to have a greater effect on the passions than light.

The second is, that to make an object very striking, we should make it as different as possible from the objects with which we have been immediately conversant…to make the transition thoroughly striking, you ought to pass from the greatest light, to as much darkness as is consistent with the uses of architecture.”

AKA dude was a huge Goth.

Most importantly to this blog, Burke had this to say about McMansions:

“Designs that are vast only by their dimensions, are always the sign of a common and low imagination.”

Burke’s writing set the course of aesthetic and architectural thought from this point on, eclipsing many that came before him, including Hume. Now that architecture had been liberated from the ties of proportion and function (for now), a new era of thought (and building) could begin.

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I’m not sorry lmao

Well, that does it for Part 5! Stay tuned for this week’s Certified Dank Massachusetts McMansion on Thursday, and next Monday’s wrapping up of the 18th Century in which we see what’s up with the rest of Europe. Have a great week, and sorry for the technical delays!

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50 States of McMansion Hell: Harford County, Maryland

Greetings, Friends, from my current state of residence, Maryland. Today’s estate is in the…extremely special…place known as Harford County. Perhaps the best thing to come out of Harford County is my partner, who said, in no uncertain terms, “roast that place to the ground.” 

Oh, I will - I will. 

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This extremely dank 2010 McMansion boasts 4 beds and 5 baths, clocking in at a reasonable <7500 square feet. It can be yours for about $1.2 million USD, aka a total rip off because, come on, look at it. 

LAWYER FOYER: EXECUTIVE EDITION

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BUT WAIT. JUST WAIT. 
BEHOLD: DAISY CHAINED CHANDELIERS!!!!!!!

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Sometimes I get emails that say “these houses are all obviously staged” as if rich people don’t actually have the worst taste ever despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Yes, sometimes these houses are staged. Sometimes they’re staged…badly. Behold. 

Dining Room

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According to my partner, who, conveniently A) is sitting next to me and B) teaches high-level college math, one needs at least Calculus III in order to calculate the internal volume of this room. I highly doubt that level of thinking went into building this in the first place, because, well, look at it. 

Kitchen

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rest in peace, gentle giant. 

Also, knowing Japan, The Adventures of Mr. Fridge is probably a thing that exists in this world. 

Living Room

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Guess they wasted all that ceiling height on their absurd chandelier folly. I guess it’s time to make living rooms great rooms again?  no. 

Master Bedroom

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hey, at least there’s some biodiversity left now that Trump decided to pull out of the Paris Agreement. (weeps deeply while taking shots of gin)

Master Bathroom

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Um, are you trying to tell me you don’t have a bathing plate????

Bedroom 2

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I’m pretty sure that if a McMansion were capable of writing poetry, this is the highest level of abstraction and/or depth it would be able to achieve. 

Also shoutout to the Realtors™ who email me saying they have to resist saying McMansion Hell tropes irl. 

Bedroom 3

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the light is proportional to the likelihood of this house ever getting sold. 

Sitting Room 2

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Like, why aren’t stagers just google searching apartment therapy dot com ? Succulents probably make a house 10,000x more likely to sell. 

The Bar

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lol is spike tv still a thing? i’m a millennial who blogs for a living, as if i could afford cable tv lol. 

Sitting Room 3

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Current Mood: that table. 

Alas, alas, our tour has come to an end, but don’t worry… 

the rear exterior is.

.

.

, extremely good. 

Rear Exterior

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Allow me a moment of juvenilia. I am not above such things. 

Well, that does it for Maryland! Stay tuned for a good ol’ rousing theory smackdown featuring Edmund “Pain and Danger” Burke vs p much everyone else on Monday, and next Thursday’s Massachusetts McMansion! 

Happy Weekend!

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McMansion Hell Does Architectural Theory (Part 4): Empiricism & the Picturesque (Part 1)

Hello Friends! Today we continue our very fun foray into the 18th Century with some dudes who were like what if, like, we don’t have any innate ideas at birth? Dude, what if – hear me out – our ideas are but a product of our sensations and our later reflections on said sensations? 

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Originally posted by lose-yourself-in-trips

(I promise there won’t be anymore gifs in this article)

These ideas about the philosophy of our minds are the core basis for what was known as empiricism, a philosophy originating with everybody’s favorite life liberty and property (honestly, mostly property) dudebro from Civics class, John Locke.

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My mother must be so proud of me for making this. 

Locke’s 1700 essay An Essay Concerning Human Understanding laid out the foundations of his philosophy and set the context for which beauty is understood within said philosophy. 

Locke’s Empiricism

Locke’s ideas were founded on the concept that humans are not born with innate thoughts - that they were in fact a “blank slate” (tabula rasa) at birth, upon which thoughts become inscribed via a process of sensation: the external information which we receive from our senses - hearing, sight, taste, etc. These sensations are followed by the operations of our minds in reaction to external stimuli including such acts as: “perception, thinking, doubting, believing, reasoning, knowing, willing…”  

Of course we don’t go through the world blinded by our senses. Locke finishes his idea with the concept of Reflection, which is exactly what it sounds like - the mind’s reflecting on its own thoughts and experiences. 

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Another core idea of Locke’s was the idea of associationism - an observation that thoughts that are not alike at all somehow become inextricably linked in the minds of human beings. When linked, Locke argues, these ideas can seem impossible to separate. 

We’ve all surely experienced such a thing. For example, some of us can’t listen to My Bloody Valentine ever again without thinking about a bad relationship, or eat Papa Johns pizza without thinking about that weird guy in college who framed a picture of Papa John (carved from an old pizza box) in a fit of boozy glee. 

Of course this philosophy has huge implications for aesthetics.

The Picturesque

Until this time, aesthetics (and by corollary architectural theory) was pretty much entirely based on the Platonic idea of innate absolute beauty based on mathematical proportions, with a few notable exceptions (e.g. our friend, Perrault)

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However, Locke’s ideas presented a problem to this idea: how can there be an absolute beauty innately known to all if we are born a blank slate without innate thoughts

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Importantly, Locke’s ideas of sensation and reflection offered an explanation for a phenomenon Platonic aesthetics could not or did not explain satisfactorily: why human beings find untamed nature, which certainly does not follow a rigid proportional framework, so breathtaking and inspiring. 

This idea was first formally explored through the field of landscape architecture, which, even before Locke’s writings, was expressing exasperation with the Platonically inspired, highly manicured gardening style the British had adopted from the French tradition. 

The whole purpose and ideology of these French gardens was to make order out of nature, to tame it and subject it to a mathematical, proportional scrutiny. 

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Orangerie at the Palace of Versailles Photo by Urban (CC-BY-SA 3.0)

At the end of the 17th century, several British diplomats and writers visited China, several of whom wrote in depth about the gardening style found there and how shockingly different it was from the traditions back home. 

The most notable of these gardening diaries was “Upon the Gardens of Epicurus; or, of Gardening in the Year 1685″ by William Temple, a diplomat to Charles I and an amateur gardener. In his essay, Temple marveled at Chinese gardens and their use of “contriving figures, where the beauty shall be great, and strike the eye, but without any order or disposition of parts that shall be commonly or easily observed…” 

It was upon these ideas of beauty being “great and strike the eye…without any order” that the English Landscape Garden was born, and through it, gardening became divorced from the rigorous proportional rules of architecture, and could exist instead as an idealized portrait of nature.

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Garden at Rousham House (1737) by the great English landscape designer, William Kent. Photo by Grahamec (CC-BY-SA 3.0)

This idealized view, later rooted in the ideas of Locke’s ideas of sensation, was called the picturesque - wherein beauty (at least in nature) is judged by “the picture one sees” and the mental/emotional reaction to it.

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Even our staunchly Palladio-obsessed friend, Anthony Ashley Cooper, Third Earl of Shaftesbury, pounced on this ideology. In his famous 1709 dialog “The Moralists”, Shaftesbury waxes poetic about how much better nature is than any dumb ugly people garden: 

“I shall no longer resist the passion growing in me for things of a natural kind, where neither art nor the conceit or caprice of man has spoiled their genuine order by breaking in upon that primitive state. Even the rude rocks, the mossy caverns, the irregular unwrought grottos and broken falls of waters, with all the horrid graces of the wilderness itself, as representing Nature more, will be the more engaging, and appear with a magnificence beyond the formal mockery of princely gardens.”

Shaftesbury, being a notorious tastemaker, set the stage for a discussion amongst writers and artists that would span most of the 18th century.

Philosophical Debates 

While the ideas of sensation and reflection were easy to grasp within a landscape design framework, they proved to be much more slippery from an aesthetic theory standpoint. 

It was the writer (and close acquaintance of Shaftesbury) Joseph Addison who, in a series of essays from a short-lived journal called The Spectator, would link Lockean empiricism to aesthetics. Addison would also go on to write a play, (Cato, a Tragedythat would p much end up being the literary inspiration for the American Revolution. 

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Back to his 1712 essays on art, Addison describes beauty as a sensation: “The very first Discovery of [beauty] strikes the Mind with an inward Joy, and spreads a Chearfulness and Delight through all its Faculties.”

Addison drifts into uncharted territory when he proposes that “There is not perhaps any real Beauty or Deformity more in one Piece of Matter than another”, citing the common phenomenon of hating something and then coming to like it as time goes on. However Addison cannot deny that there are some things “which the Mind, without any previous Consideration, pronounces at first sight Beautiful or Deformed.” 

This is the heart of the philosophical debate behind empiricist aesthetics: if we are not born with innate thoughts, why, then, do so many human beings find beauty in the same things, especially when experiencing these things for the first time? 

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It is the answers to this question that we will explore in next Monday’s installment: Empiricism & The Picturesque Part 2. If you like Burke, Hume, and some really dank fights about how our brains work, you’re def in for a treat. 

To keep you occupied until then, be sure to be on the lookout for Thursday’s Maryland McMansion, which is guaranteed to be devastatingly dank. 

Have a great Memorial Day!

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50 States of McMansion Hell: Hancock County, Maine

Hello Friends! It’s hard for me to laugh at Maine, because I love it a lot as a place. It’s got some of the most beautiful natural landscapes and architecture in the country. Sadly, not even Maine can outrun the scourge that is the McMansion:

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This 5 bed, 6 bath estate was built in 2004 and all 6000+ square feet of its rustic charm can be yours for just under $900,000 USD. 

Cathedral of Wasted Space™

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Goin’ old school with the McMansion Hell terminology today. Sadly, the chandelier was not available for scrutiny. Also, is that a security camera above that left “column”? 

Sitting Room

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I’ll be honest, this looks like the waiting room for a high school principal’s office, with the spoils of disciplinary war mounted on the walls to serve as a reminder to all juvenile japanophiles and LARPing enthusiasts out there just who runs this school. 

Kitchen

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Googling “angled kitchen island counter rug” produced nothing. Maybe “polygonal bar rug”? I must have answers. 

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I am truly befuddled by that small television. It cannot be seen from the desk, and not really from the dining set either… Maybe it’s just an oversized digital picture frames that were a thing a while back. 

Gr8 Room

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What a waste having a stone chimney and not continuing the stone on the inside of the house leaving only a sea of beige drywall between your dated half-fanlights. Also look how close the pendant lights are to the skylights!! I don’t know why, but that bothers me for some reason. 

Master Bedroom

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yo ya girl used to run a mad mono blue control deck back in the day.

Master Bath

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Could this possibly be the first McMansion without a his and hers sink???? Oh my goodness.

Bedroom 2

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love when my cat sits in the doorway or in the middle of the kitchen thanks bud

Bedroom 3

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I can’t tell what kind of psychological effect having the twin towers watching over you while you sleep will have but I’m pretty sure that’s just a little hmmm. 

Sadly, there are no rec room or other bathroom pics (this is a pattern with Maine real estate listings under the $1,000,000 mark for some reason) so we will have to cut our tour short with the rear exterior: 

Rear Exterior

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To end on a positive note, this house is definitely @goodporchesgreatporches material as much as it is McMansion Hell material. 

That’s it for Maine, folks! Join us next Monday for some more 18th Century Architectural Theory (very melodramatic) and next Thursday for a certified dank McMansion in my current state of residence, Maryland. Have a great weekend! 

If you like this post, and want to see more like it, consider supporting me on Patreon!  Also JUST A HEADS UP - I’ve started posting a GOOD HOUSE built since 1980 from the area where I picked this week’s McMansion as Wednesday bonus content on Patreon! Not into small donations and sick bonus content? Check out the McMansion Hell Store - 100% goes to charity.

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