50 States of McMansion Hell: Top 10 Wake County, North Carolina McMansions
Hello Friends! Today is one of my special posts, from a very special state - the state I’m from! Originally, I was going to do one house, like I usually do, but as I scrolled through pages of incredible architectural mishaps, I realized I wouldn’t be doing my the capital county of my special state justice. Fortunately, for you, you get ten special eyesores - North Cackalacky Style!
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The best part of this house is that the side-house would be cute and normal, should one decide to trim the roof down to size.
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Fun Fact: the French word “chateau” means “large French country house, or castle, usually with a winery attached.” It does not mean “Large American Suburban house with a basement wine cellar complete with signs that say ‘Wine Time’ just in case you didn’t get the memo.”
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Sometimes I forget that pinestraw is used as a landscaping material because there are no pine trees in Baltimore able to grace their immediate area with their prickly brown bounty. Also, I wonder why so many houses in NC had the copper-topped bay window, especially 2000-2006? If I did, there’d be a paper on it.
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Full Level Pringles Can: The Movie: (doom anime sound/visual effects, but it’s just this house sitting there, but anime)
(scoffing voice) I bet they changed the look to Tudor right after Kate Middleton got engaged.
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Me, yelling at contractor: I DON’T CARE HOW YOU DO IT BUT I NEED MY STAIRCASE TURRET
Also the best part is all the turret rooflines have varying degrees of smushedness.
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Photo by Jim Bowen (CC BY 2.0)
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Okay, but at least I’ve never been this late:
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FULL SPEED AHEAD CAPTAI- BLEURRRGHHHREHRHE
Finally, the NUMBER ONE HOUSE IN WAKE COUNTY, NORTH CAROLINA:
My only dream is that this house was self-built by a pack of wolves, and they, in fact, are having a nice time living there, thank you very much.
Well folks, that does it for North Carolina! Join us this weekend for American Foursquares, and next Tuesday for our Certified Dank™ North Dakota McMansion.
Have a great week!
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