50 States of McMansion Hell Special: Top 20 New Jersey McMansions (Part 1)
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New Jersey is a special state - so special, I could spend an entire year roasting McMansions in New Jersey alone. One house really doesn’t do it justice. Fortunately for y’all, I’ve selected 10 McMansions out of a million, to prove just how absurd the Garden (more like enormous sea of turf grass) State is.
Because it is so difficult for me to rank these by…rankness, I’ve decided to sort them by the 10 richest counties (in reverse order):
Cape May County
This post may kill me.
Rent and utilities would probs be in the thousands for this house, but I wanted to keep the meme format intact so…
Union County
how i feel looking at that entryway:
“I love being an idiot. In fact, I am proud of my idiocy.” - extremely america person
Burlington County
there are no pics of the other side of the house. perhaps…there IS no other side…!
human beings were a mistake.
Sussex County
why do all of these houses look like they were run through some kind of horribly programmed procedural generator?
“Romeo! Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?”
“…”
*crickets*
Mercer County
a e s t h e t i c ( ? )
This is one of the sloppiest houses I’ve ever seen. It looks like it’ll crumble and melt at any second!
Speaking of crumbling and melting, that’s what I feel like doing after sifting through five counties worth of sludge. Stay tuned for Sunday’s Looking Around, where we tackle more terms, and PART TWO of the ol’ New Jersey Special. By the way, I’ll be in Chicago for the rest of the week enjoying the ol’ Chicago Architecture Biennial. Come say hi if you’re around!
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