Encino, CA
This week’s Certified Dank™ McMansion comes to us from Encino, Los Angeles, California. Encino has been recommended to me time and time again, so I figured it was time to see what all the fuss is about.
And fuss they should.
And somehow, this 4,354 square-foot house, built in 2008, is on the market for $1,995,000.
That’s right, almost two million smackaroos.
Before I begin my tour, I would like to warn my readers that this house contains so much beige that you might lose your ability to see color. McMansionHell is not liable for any injuries that may occur when viewing this post.
The Two-Story Entryway with Bonus Sitting Room
The Dining Room
And not a single meal was finished in peace.
The Kitchen
Sometimes writing these posts is incredibly taxing on my psyche.
The Second Living Room
moving on, as we all do.
Upstairs
The notable lack of books is a common trend amongst McMansions. Also note the incredibly cheap-looking column.
The Master Bedroom
For some reason, this house is bringing out my dark side this week.
Also: Wallpaper border or crown molding? You decide!
The Master Bathroom
The Not Master Bathrooms
Number One!
Number Two!
This small ridiculous bathroom was constructed with better quality than the rest of the entire house. Speaking of which,
The Exterior
Oink oink.
On a side note, although it has been my most requested area, there weren’t a lot of houses on the market in Encino with interiors worth mocking, and the number of pictures per house were limited, hence this post is a little more brief than most!
Don’t worry, though, join me on Sunday for The McMansions 101 Cheat Sheet, where the most typical features of the McMansion are laid out for your identifying pleasure.
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Copyright Disclaimer: All photographs in this post are from real estate aggregate Zillow.com and are used in this post for the purposes of education, satire, and parody, consistent with 17 USC §107.
